I didn’t even leave the common room. (Yeah, here.)

smytheinhogwarts:

I can’t comment on the statement, but I can say that the dance you are doing now reminds me a lot about my uncle-brother-in-law-thingie’s dancing at weddings. “The Drunk Giraffe”. However, you are doing it wrong. See, I’m showing you how to do it… well, he’s dancing it, you know, but… here it is:

amyselway:

So, where are you exactly?

Down here, in the dorms, of course. You?

amyselway:

Being together all day without arguing is quite unusual, isn’t it?

Well… yeah, it is

amyselway:

Yeah, uhm… if you want to see romance, don’t look at our brothers. But they’re doing well without it.

And I didn’t even mention Blanca, as she acts basically like David in this regard. But seriously, they are fine, sure, but… I don’t know. I just wanted something unusual I guess.

amyselway:

Us you and romantic…? Doesn’t sound too realistic.

Geez, thanks, like I don’t know that.

But how should I know how to be romantic? The most I see is, and I quote “*grumblegrumble*” “And I love you too.” “*Grumble*” And David is like “Hai, wanna be me friend? :D” And if someone says no, he’s like “Why not: D:” with those kicked puppy eyes, and good luck saying no.

amyselway:

If you don’t trust me, then why do you even ask?

Why would you… nevermind.

Anthony Bishop, you’re hopeless.

I was thinking about something romantic, not silly.

To keep them warm. Duh.

Well, you too.

amyselway:

Oh, I’m sure it would work.

Pancakes are easy. Rainbow pancakes are a bit harder, as I have no idea how to make them, but…

Nah, I don’t think so.

Girl, have you seen me in the kitchen? No? Thought so. And the house elves hate my guts, since I put a few socks into the bread maker.

amyselway:

Dance around like an idiot, wearing a chicken costume, and put it on youtube. She’ll surely love that.

Or ask her about those rainbow pancakes she has just seen on the internet and offer to help her make them, that should work too. Honestly, normal pancakes are also fine.

…I doubt that’d work.

I’m not good with pancakes though… I’m good with these kind of things.

Yeah, just me.